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  When the prince reaches Snow White's glass coffin, he rips the lid from the top. Unlike most stupid fairy tales where something gay like love's true kiss brings bitches back to life, this is all about boners and jizz. The part of Snow White that makes her all sticky can smell the part of the prince that sends blood to his dick. She opens his eyes and they fuck. They return to the kingdom and have a big wedding. Because closure is needed on the evil queen part of the story, the king gives her to the dwarves as their personal slave. The dwarves think this is the best thing ever. Especially Rapey.

  The other project we may do later in the year is called Slutty Detective. That one also makes me LOL. How the hell is this my job?

  I really like Jen. She’s older than I am — upper thirties, I think. Sam is about the same age and they’ve been married for over 10 years. They seem super “normal,” which counterpoints my awesome and proud sluttiness. Sam just ended a normal office job; they have a kid; she’s in the fucking PTA.

  I think one of the reasons I like her so much is that she gives me a kind of role model for the rest of my life. I may be a crazy single slut forever, but I doubt it. I’m already monogamous with Sam (MY Sam) and I imagine that one day, maybe we’ll go mainstream. I used to kind of fear that… thinking that if, someday down the road, Sam and I got married and maybe even had kids (gasp!), that it’d be the end of the Autumn that we all know and love. Jen gives me hope. She was never the wild child I am, but she and her man have super hot sex and are always learning new things. They’ve tied each other up and she’s given him head in the car. Stuff like that. But on top of it, she’s slowly convincing me that monogamy doesn’t mean monotony. She’s got me thinking that there’s merit in a deeper connection, yada yada yada, blah blah blah.

  I feel like I have to suck ten dicks to restore my title as queen of the cum sluts after writing that paragraph, but hey, I can be the cum slut at the PTA in fifteen or twenty years if I have to, right?

  And I know I’ll only be sucking one cock next year anyway.

  Speaking of which… ciao for now, diary. I’ve got to go find that dick and milk it dry.

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  Lexi Maxxwell isn't my real name. It's a pen name I use when writing for YOU.

  Every sentence I write as Lexi is designed to make your dick harder or pussy wetter.

  But I can't do that at my day job. I don't know if it's officially against company policy, but I have a feeling my superiors wouldn't be too happy if they knew. It's probably just as well since I'd probably spend too much of my work day with my hand on my panties checking how wet the story was making my pussy.

  Which is how I prefer to write, and how I write at home.

  My 9-5 is spent as a copywriter for a large marketing firm. I write fantastic copy, but it's dryer than sandpaper and I can say with 99.9% certainty that no one's ever jerked off to it before. I prefer my pages soaking wet, which is why I put on my Lexi hat, rub myself into a frenzy, then start typing every filthy thought to cross my smutty little mind.

  When I'm writing as Lexi, all bets are off (along with my panties). I dip my quill in anonymous ink so I can splatter the pages with the impure thoughts we all think, yet few have courage to ponder.

  If you’re reading this right now, then I already know that you and I are different. We embrace the human, vulgar side of our minds, so we can know ourselves better, and improve our lives through our new awareness. Unfortunately, there are too many people in this world marching to the false belief that sex is somehow dirty. Sex isn’t something to hide, or be embarrassed of. You deserve to enjoy experimentation, even if it’s only in your mind. YOU are the reason I write.

  Without you, I have nothing, except a boring job that pays me well but leaves me empty. I need you to need me, which is why there's nothing that makes me hotter, wetter, or more electric than imagining the feelings you get while enjoying my work.

  "Lexi Maxxwell" may not be real, but every one of my words are. I write for readers like you, discerning lovers of explicit erotica. My stories are character driven, and always hardcore. Please help "Lexi" grow so I can continue to write and fill our bottomless appetite, and make you feel what no one else will.

  P.S. GREAT REVIEWS MAKE ME WET!!

  Without reviews from readers like you, I'm invisible. I know not everyone can leave reviews since sometimes you must keep the best stuff secret, but if you're the type of reader who leaves a review, I would LOVE you to go to Amazon and let me, and other readers, know what you thought.

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  ABOUT LEXI MAXXWELL

  LEXI MAXXWELL ISN'T MY REAL name. It's a pen name I use when writing for YOU.

  Every sentence I write as Lexi is designed to make your dick harder or pussy wetter.

  But I can't do that at my day job. I don't know if it's officially against company policy, but I have a feeling my superiors wouldn't be too happy if they knew. It's probably just as well since I'd probably spend too much of my work day with my hand on my panties checking how wet the story was making my pussy.

  Which is how I prefer to write, and how I write at home.

  My 9-5 is spent as a copywriter for a large marketing firm. I write fantastic copy, but it's dryer than sandpaper and I can say with 99.9% certainty that no one's ever jerked off to it before. I prefer my pages soaking wet, which is why I put on my Lexi hat, rub myself into a frenzy, then start typing every filthy thought to cross my smutty little mind.

  When I'm writing as Lexi, all bets are off (along with my panties). I dip my quill in anonymous ink so I can splatter the pages with the impure thoughts we all think, yet few have courage to ponder.

  If you’re reading this right now, then I already know that you and I are different. We embrace the human, vulgar side of our mi
nds, so we can know ourselves better, and improve our lives through our new awareness. Unfortunately, there are too many people in this world marching to the false belief that sex is somehow dirty. Sex isn’t something to hide, or be embarrassed of. You deserve to enjoy experimentation, even if it’s only in your mind. YOU are the reason I write.

  Without you, I have nothing, except a boring job that pays me well but leaves me empty. I need you to need me, which is why there's nothing that makes me hotter, wetter, or more electric than imagining the feelings you get while enjoying my work.

  "Lexi Maxxwell" may not be real, but every one of my words are. I write for readers like you, discerning lovers of explicit erotica. My stories are character driven, and always hardcore. Please help "Lexi" grow so I can continue to write and fill our bottomless appetite, and make you feel what no one else will.

  P.S. GREAT REVIEWS MAKE ME WET!!

  Without reviews from readers like you, I'm invisible. I know not everyone can leave reviews since sometimes you must keep the best stuff secret, but if you're the type of reader who leaves a review, I would LOVE you to go to Amazon and let me, and other readers, know what you thought.

  Email Lexi: [email protected]

  Read Lexi's Blog: http://LexiMaxxwell.Com

  Follow Lexi on Twitter: http://twitter.com/leximaxxwell

  See Lexi's Tumblr at http://leximaxxwell.tumblr.com